Excuse Me. Sir?

"My ticket specifically states the game starts at 1:20. It is now 1:22. Hrumph!"

Buggin' Out

"What? Is there a bug in my hair?"

Want a Lift?

So sweet and innocent. You would never know there were nine bodies and a squirrel in the trunk.

Lucky Stiff

After years of saving, EJ finally had enough money for Tim's headstone.

Tree Hugger

While other guys brought their wives or girlfriends to the wedding, Mike showed up with his special tree.

"Blank" McGee

"What are you talking about, Mother? They're real."

Nose Ring

"Oh my God. My ring!"

Margie's Candies

"Ok, here it comes. She's gonna ask to 'taste' my sundae and then she'll end up eating the whole thing."

Where's the GAP?

"Hello GAP? Can you tell me where you're located? Oh, and do you have a sale going on?"